Theatre

Mixing Paint

full length stage play written by Lisa Eismen

 

A popular local mechanic gets a visit from his ex-girlfriend after a lengthy getaway.  She reveals why she left him, exposing his deepest fear; leaving him remorseful he ever let her go.

 

News about Mixing Paint

Mixing Paint was selected to participate in a staged reading competition in Long Beach, CA in 1990.

 

Script available upon request

 

 


 

Run Rabbit Run

full length verbatim stage play written by Alana Valentine, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

When the National Rugby League thought they could jettison the Rabbitohs to streamline their competition they were in for a shock. South Sydney, a proud club that had won more premierships than any other, refused to lie down.

 

Theatre

The New Theatre, Newtown, NSW (2011)

 

 


 

Gas Gauge

full length stage play written by Lisa Eismene

 

A black American restaurant owner, Victor, and his new Korean wife, Helen, help a struggling couple only to find out they’re thieves and thugs.  Through the ordeal of being held up, Helen reveals her unwanted pregnancy to Victor bringing them closer and fighting for their lives.

 

Theatre

The Fountain Theatre (Staged reading work-shopped through East/West Players)

Odyssey Theatre (Staged reading work-shopped through East/West Players)

 

Year

1993

 

Script available upon request

 


 

Canis Minor

full length stage play written by Lisa Eismen

 

Chelsea, the youngest of two daughters comes back home after she separates from her abusive husband just as her step-father makes a surprise visit from an early prison release.  Chelsea becomes reclusive around her step-father and his vulgar ways, causing suspicion and the truth about her step-father to finally be revealed.

 

Year

1994

 

Script available upon request



 

Blue Rock

A short stage play written and directed by Lisa Eismen

 

Four diverse women await their fate in a waiting room for a breast cancer clinic, connecting with one another as they share their lives and fears.

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre

The Sidetrack Theatre

10inTEN evening of plays in Gippsland (directed by Annette O’Shea)

 

Year

2012

 

Awards

Voted People’s Choice Short & Sweet 2012

 

 


 

The Piano Teacher

Full length stage play written by Julia Cho and directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

The Tap Gallery Theatre

 

Year

2010

 

 

 


 

Rinse

A short play written by Lisa Eismen, directed by David McGilroy

 

A man close to the death of his best friend hallucinates his return.

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre

 

Year

2007

 

 


 

V.D.

A full length one-woman show written by Pete Malicki, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

A comedy about love, being single and drinking too much gin.

 

Theatres

The New Theatre

Gosford

Cronulla

Brighton, England

Bendalong

Cootamundra

 

Year

Currently on tour 2014

 

Reviews

Audience feedback

 

Congratulations on your new version of V.D. Really enjoyed it with plenty of laughs yesterday- beautifully written, excellently acted and directed.

- Peter Woolf

 

I loved the writing, I loved the acting, I loved the directing... A most engaging night at the theatre! Go see it.

- Kathryn Yuen

 

We went to see your monologue last night and I HAD to write to congratulate. We were super impressed by your performance. Powerful, convincing, hilarious and a very natural and talented actress. Usually I get restless, but I didn't take my eyes off you for the whole hour. Congratulations.

- Talitha Cummins, Journalist Seven Network Australia

 

Eliza St John’s abililty to take an inspired script from Pete Malicki and carry the show while completely transfixing the audience from start to finish was absolutely mind boggling. A brilliant, witty and timeless performance. Great entertainment.

- Sinny Truman

 

Amazing writing! Great performance! Good luck with the show!!! Congrats – Pete, Eliza and Lisa. A very talented trio.

- Alex Broun

 

E St J is amazing!

- Ben Lucas

 

I thought she was fantastic! The storyline was good. Kept you interested for all the performance. Music good.

- Shirly Jacobson

 

Absolutely amazing. A flawless and funny look into the mind of an endearing and complicated woman.

- Joel

 

Great writing, great directing, spectacular performance!

- Anthea

 

AMAZING!!! After seeing the short version of the play I wasn’t sure it could possibly be any better but it was an amazing, comical and well delivered piece of art. What a show.

- Jacqui

 

Frigging hilarious. Poignant and charming, Eliza is a true talent. Bring smiles to the whole world.

- Emily

 

Even a dad can look past his bias to explain the performance as WOW! Her best incarnation so far. We look forward to much more or great timing; versatility; intensity and sparkling good humour.

- Graeme R St John

 

A tour de force. Sweet, sour, bitchy and gracious. A journey we all should make had we the courage. She took me everywhere.

- Dorothy Zylstra

 

Absolutely loved it. Was gripped from beginning to end. I felt like I was on that journey with her, or at least could relate to the humour and tragedy. Just wonderful.

- Tracy Lenon

 

Awesome, very funny, best thing we’ve seen in ages.

- Juliette & Dave

 

Absolutely brilliant. The hour flew by. Loved the script and loved Eliza’s acting.

- Ellie Luff

 

Great fun. Amazing effort. Congratulations. Good luck. Safe journey.

- Geoff Sheppard

 

A journey of self-discovery acted with a great emotional range. “You go girl”

- Robyn McMillan

 

I think that this performance was spectacular, and hilarious and I’m glad that you came and performed it in this small country town of Cootamundra.

- Ned

 

V.D. was a wonderful show – true to life and incredibly well acted. A joy to experience and many laugh out loud moments. Certain worth watching – thank you.

- Deb Coulter

 

 

 

Reviews

 

http://lisathatcher.wordpress.com/2014/04/14/v-d-pete-malicki-and-the-monologue-that-just-keeps-getting-better-theatre-review/

 

V.D. – PETE MALICKI AND THE MONOLOGUE THAT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. (THEATRE REVIEW)

POSTED BY LISATHATCHER ON APRIL 14, 2014 IN THEATRE

 

V.D.

The Monologue Project

May 7,9 and 10.

You can buy tickets here.

 

He takes my hand, walks me to the car, even opening the car door for me. The date passes in a blur of nerves and I quick;y get the impression that Dan Hunsford has no intention of killing, raping, scamming or religiously converting me. He is the perfect gentleman, who drives at the speed limit, makes eye contact, listens to every word of my nervous babble and even buys me lobster. Cute, polite, charming, intelligent, funny, perfect in every way.

 

Naturally this makes me suspicious.

 

It all starts with a lamentation over the prospect of a sixteenth failed Valentines Day. Sophie, our erstwhile protagonist, receives flowers from an anonymous admirer who asks her out to dinner the next evening – Valentines Day. For a woman who buys a cat for every failed Valentines Day, and is mother to ten cats, Sophie is understandably sceptical about what might be coming her way, however when the man of her dreams turns up at the door, claiming to have had a crush on her since school days when he was a couple of years ahead of her, things seem to be going well. Until, that is, she manages to self sabotage.

 

V.D., a monologue written by Pete Malicki and performed by Eliza St John is one of those projects that started out as a ten minute Short and Sweet play, and has grown and developed into a hilarious and deeply entertaining hour-long monologue in which Eliza St john carries the audience in the palm of her hand, perfectly delivering Malicki’s script that gets stronger with every incarnation. I’ve seen a few of Pete Malicki’s plays now, but this is by far his strongest, the wit and confidence shining through every performed word. V.D. is a simple tale, beautifully told, but it is achingly funny, made all the more so by St John’s excellent performance. She owns the character Sophie, they have morphed into one, and the result is one of those rare moments when you get to see the right writer and the perfect performer working in a flawless harmony seasoned well through collaboration and a relentless enthusiasm for continued development of a project. I’ve seen the ten minute play version, and I can confidently say, the monologue gets stronger and funnier with each performance. The performance of V.D. I attended at The New Theatre earned St John a well deserved several minute long, standing ovation.

 

What is also particularly remarkable about V.D. and speaks to the brilliant collaborative relationship between Malicki and St John is the fact that Sophie is not a particularly likeable character, however her flaws are our own, making us squirm with uncomfortable recognition, and Malicki never lets Sophie get away with her unpleasantness. In its extended version, Sophie is goes on a journey to find herself, through another relationship and an overseas pilgrimage, all the stuff of contemporary pop self awareness, but served with a double dose of irony laden respect for the absolutely average human being in all their glorious flaws and weaknesses. Just as Malicki exposes Sophie’s pathos, he never judges, leaving all that to the circumstances of her fate, and Sophie herself to work out. The simplicity of this formula provides a spectacular opportunity for the audience to be entertained and to connect with Sophie transforming her into a much-loved friend by the end of her journey. The wit holds us in place and keeps us intently focussed, but the warmth and bumbling charm of Sophie’s self-awareness posited alongside her repeated mistakes bring her close to our heart.

 

However, in the deft hands of St John, Malicki’s clever and lovely script comes passionately alive. St John weaves her tale fast, using techniques of comedy and theatricality together so the audiences finds themselves held by the duel hands of anticipation and hook. It’s part of what makes the play such an enormous pleasure to experience, St John speaks rapidly, we race to keep up with her, the jokes firing one after the other, and yet we are also ahead of her, anticipating the results of her disastrous choices, knowing exactly where she is headed. This opens up the awareness to deeply engaging theatre, that sees an hour fly by without noticing. I was wondering how V.D., a very clever monologue with a clear punchline could be transformed into an hours length, but this is never a problem for St, John who effortlessly delivers more Sophie, which is what we didn’t know we really came to see.

 

V.D. has improved on an already great play in other ways also. Lisa Eismen directs in this version, fleshing the character of Sophie out through subtle costume changes, a broader movement around the stage, and mostly enhancing and deepening St John’s already fine performance. Movement is more precise now, more connected with narrative rather than the actors response to their own experience. The empty stage doesn’t feel quite so any longer, and the extended movement seems to grow Sophie’s world, so she is more and more recognisable in ourselves and in the person next to us in the street. V.D. is a lovely little piece of pleasurable theatre, with enough wit and charm to keep you glued to the performance, and enough warmth and heart to get you thinking.

 

 

http://www.sydneyartsguide.com.au/v-d-full-length/

 

V.D. – FULL LENGTH

APRIL 19, 2014  LYNN BELVEDERE

 

With Pete Malicki’s V.D.- FULL LENGTH (the work was originally a multi-award winning Short and Sweet piece) be prepared to spend an amazing seventy minutes of pure comedy magic, as you experience this witty woman’s endless cringe-worthy disasters, as performed by Eliza St John.

 

Perhaps for some there will be moments of uncomfortable recognition from one’s own dating mistakes, and dating mistakes that one would be happy not to have made. There also some very important life lessons to be learnt, such as that fate and destiny are both of one’s own choosing.

 

Sophie (Eliza St John) admits to being a cat-oholic, who whenever she is single on Valentine’s Day, buys another new cat. When we first meet Sophie she is already the proud owner of ten cats. Malicki’s show take us into the world of single 35-year-old Sophie, whose lonesome life is aided by large amounts of gin, She still tries to find love in many unusual places.

 

Eliza St John, is one of the very few talented actresses, who uniquely are also a wonderful chameleon, who inhibits every role she performs, and makes each character, new and fresh plus passionately alive in your mind. I have seen her as a bright red devil, a serial-murdering dragon, a fast talking chess fanatic…

 

As Sophie, she yet again owns and inhabits the role of this character and the audience ‘buys’ that she changes moods almost as often as she does costumes.

 

Whilst many theatregoers might anticipate where this play is going, as each episode unfolds, there are many shocks and surprises ahead, with this extremely clever and witty monologue, delivering again and again. The play starts with the receipt of anonymously delivered flowers for Valentine’s Day, but are they from her mother, her boss, her last lover, or a mystery stalker?!

 

Our Sydney based Eliza has worked in the USA, Australia, UK, India, and will be performing the show to the inhabitants of Brighton England, at the end of May.

 

The world premiere of Pete Malicki’s reworked piece V.D.-FULL LENGTH played the New Theatre, 542 King Street, Newtown Tuesday 8th and Wednesday 9th April. Further encore performances will take place again at the New Theatre on the 7th, 9th and 10th May at 7.30pm. Try and catch it. Highly recommended.

 

 

http://www.cootamundraherald.com.au/story/2233370/praise-for-arts-centre/?cs=36

 

Praise for Arts Centre April 23, 2014, 6:25 a.m.

 

THE recent performance of ‘VD’ at the Arts Centre was a hit with the 50 or so local residents who attended.

 

A 60-minute monologue, packed with laughs, VD (for Valentine’s Day) centres on the life of 35-year-old Sophie and her romantic triumphs and catastrophes.

 

The show, ironically penned by a male Pete Malicki with fantastic insight into the female psyche, has won a number of awards.

 

With more than 10,000 words to memorise and deliver flawlessly, star of the show Eliza St John does so without missing a beat.

 

The show was a definite winner for the Cootamundra audience and a coup for the Arts Centre with VD now being performed on both national and international stages.

 

It was a small crew including Pete, Eliza and producer Lisa who made their way to Cootamundra from Sydney for the performance the weekend before last.

 

All enjoyed their time here with Eliza, who was raised in Mudgee, particularly fond of returning to her country roots if only for a day.

 

“A massive thank you to the Cootamundra Arts Centre gang for a truly glorious first stop on VD’s Tour,” the trio said.

 

“Your magical Tin Shed Theatre is one we will never forget and cannot wait to come back and tread those boards again,” they added.

 

While in Cootamundra the trio were hosted by Leigh and Isabel Scott and already Pete, Eliza and Lisa have expressed an interest in returning to Cootamundra.

 

If their performance of VD is any indication of what these guys can do, Cootamundra audiences are sure to embrace them with the same enthusiasm as they did on their first visit.

 

 

http://performing.artshub.com.au/news-article/reviews/performing-arts/vd-243635

 

ANN FOO

WEDNESDAY 14 MAY, 2014

 

If you liked Bridget Jones’s Diary, you’ll love this. Conversely, if you hated Bridget Jones’s Diary, you might still like this.

 

Meet Sophie, a 35-year-old single gal with a dead-end career, a penchant for gin and a knack for winding up in bizarre dating disasters. Every year that Sophie is single on Valentine’s Day, she buys a cat. We meet Sophie in the company of ten cats.

 

Originally staged as a ten minute monologue for the Short and Sweet festival, VD has gone from strength to strength, picking up awards for writing and performance and spawning reproductions in Canberra, Brisbane, Melbourne, Auckland, Malaysia, England, US, Scotland (Edinburgh Fringe), Philippines and India. Based on this success, VD has been extended into an hour-long, one-woman show.

 

You’ve got to love a play with a strong and accurate tagline because you can pretty much tell straight away if it’s going to be your cup of tea. Clearly, the target being older single ladies, I braced myself for what could have been a cringe-worthy exercise in tedium – a ten minute monologue stretched out into an hour, a single woman whining about dating life – but VD is surprisingly a crowd-pleaser. With a funny and fast paced script, an energetic and likeable performer, and not much else, it is surprisingly relatable to people from all walks of life.

 

This fact is due in large part to Eliza St John’s energy and likeability. It is no easy feat to sustain an entire act with little more than basic props and sporadic pop music. In this way she holds her own. If one had to pick holes I could say that the performance is on the whole a little samey and doesn’t demonstrate much range, however that’s more a limitation of character and script, which, although thoroughly entertaining, are not particularly deep.

 

Pete Malicki’s script is witty, funny and fast paced. It’s not hard to see why it has enjoyed so much critical success in a relatively short amount of time. The strength of this play is that it truly knows itself – knows its audience, knows its limitations, knows that this is a simple story about a simple girl with simple dreams, and that calls for a simple execution. In doing so, thanks to Lisa Eismen’s tastefully restrained direction, this play deftly avoids all the faux pas of previous explorations of the ‘feel good’ genre. It does not insult the audience by overgeneralising and it is not afraid to utilise the cliché if the cliché works for the story. As Sophie escapes to India in the pursuit of enlightenment, she is completely and comically aware that she is living the Julia Roberts cliché, and it works because she is herself a bit of a cliché.

 

This is a good bet for a fun, easy-going night at the theatre. If you liked Bridget Jones’s Diary, you’ll love this. Conversely, if you hated Bridget Jones’s Diary, you might be surprised at how much you like this.

 

Rating: 3 ½ out of 5 stars

 

Poster

Click Here To Download The VD Poster

 

 


 

At The Crossing Over

A short opera written by Bruce Daniel, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

City of Sydney

 

Year

2009

 

 


 

Late For School

A short play written by Ian Moss, directed by Lisa Eismen

 

Theatres

King Street Theatre

Seymour Centre

 

Year

 2014

 

Reviews

http://www.sydneyartsguide.com.au/short-sweet-gala-finals/

 

Awards

Gala Finalist 2014

 

 


 

Beautiful

Written by David Bulmer, directed by Lisa Eismen

 

Theatres

King Street Theatre

Seymour Centre

 

Year

2012

 

Awards

Gala Finalist 2012

Gerard O’Dwyer best actor runner-up

 

Reviews

Aussie Theatre Gala

Drum - Gerard

 

 


 

Mandragora

written by David Sharpe, directed by Lisa Eismen

 

Theatres

The King Street Theatre

York Theatre, Seymour Centre

 

Year

2009


Awards

Gala Finalist 2009

 

Reviews

http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/strongest-ever-gala-final-for-shortsweet-takes-shape/

 

 


 

One Percent

a one act play written by Katie Pollack, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

The New Theatre

 

Year

2010

 

Reviews

http://blogs.crikey.com.au/curtaincall/2010/10/31/review-brand-spanking-new-week-1-new-theatre-sydney/      

                                  

Katie Pollock has achieved more topicality and immediacy with her play, One Percent, and Lisa Eismen has drawn highly creditable performances from Adam Roberts, playing an idiot savant, and Bruno Xavier, as a set-upon Pakistani intern, caught in the confusion and clash between two divergent cultural imprints. But again, I was left unsure as to what I might be meant to glean: socio-politically; intellectually; philosophically; emotionally. Neither was this a challenging uncertainty, but an itch I still can’t quite scratch.  

 

 

 

 


 

The Goon

a short play written by Pete Malicki, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

The King Street Theatre

 

Year

2008

 


 

Black Jack & Diane

a short play written and directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Diane, a young woman, tells the story about the day her mother was shot.  On the way to the hospital, her dad has an accident with the gunman, who it turns out, helps them get her to the hospital in time to save her life.

 

Theatre

King Street

 

Year

2009

 

Reviews

A young girl witnesses her mother being shot and runs to tell her father. The shooter is a young man who was aiming for possums not humans. We see each of the characters’ perspective as the events unfold and realize that sometimes tragedy can have a positive outcome.  This is one of the better-performed plays and is very well directed and staged, however the ending seems incomplete

 

 

 


 

Leave It At That

a short play written by Jacob Boehme, directed by Lisa Eismen.


Theatre

King Street

 

Year

2010

 

Awards

Winner of People’s Choice

 

 


 

Forecast

A short play written by Karen Parker, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre

 

Year

2011

 

Reviews

http://aussietheatre.com.au/reviews/short-and-sweet-newtown-wildcards-week-4-2/page/395

 

This play was one of those rare occasions when all the elements of theatre fused together in this shocking tale of a fire bug and his lust for flames. The writing by Karen Parker of Victoria details the profile of this fire bug thoroughly and openly with no judgments. We first get to share the joy the main character has for the day ahead, a scorcher of 45 degrees and strong winds. We soon realize it’s because they are great conditions for spreading enormous bush fires. Lisa Eismen showed imaginative and precise direction as every element of the character is revealed clearly and proportionately. Andy Madden has given the most impressive piece of acting thus far in my visits to Short and Sweet, in his well researched and convincing portrayal of the drug addicted, down trodden firebug. The cocaine snorting was highly detailed and the highs and lows of the mood swings were clear and in perfect context every time. It certainly got my vote.

 


 

Love Invented on a Saturday Night

A short play written by Lisa Eismen, directed by Ian Nicholson.

 

A young girl re-lives the night she fell in love and then was raped

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre


Year

2009

 

 


 

The Prisoner and the Soldier

a short play written by Nakkiah Lui, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre

 

Year

2009

 

 


 

 

Seven Foot Tall

a short play written by Charles Fraser, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

King Street Theatre

 

Year

2009

 

 


 

 

Late Night Informercials

a one act play written by Brooke Robinson, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

Queen Street Theatre

 

Year

2010

 

 


 

 

Bleach

a one act play written by Brooke Robinson, directed by Lisa Eismen.

 

Theatre

ACTT

 

Year

2009

 


 

The Waiting Room

a short play written by Con Nats, directed by Lisa Eismen

 

Theatre

The World Bar

 

Year

2009

 


 

Soup & Sparrows

a short play written by Kate Toon, directed by Lisa Eismen


Theatre

The World Bar


Year

2009

 


 

To Jump From a Burning Building

a short play written by Pete Malicki directed by Lisa Eismen


Theatre

The King Street Theatre


Year

2013

 


 

2 Count

a short play written by Jodi Cramond, directed by Lisa Eismen.

Theatre

The King Street Theatre


Year

2013

 

Reviews

http://theatrered.wordpress.com/2013/01/17/short-and-sweet-week-2/

 

Second to last was ‘2 count’ by Jodi Cramond. A Short and Sweet Dubbo winner staged aptly by Lisa Eismen. I thought it was a very human enquiry into one man’s struggle with OCD. At times I felt the character was being portrayed as ‘crazy’ when the text cried out for more normalization of his behaviors. Performer Nick Dale at time is truly charming. Some startling philosophical revelations come from a man who believes ‘to count is to know’ and expresses the fear of having a story but no purpose which left me hanging on his every word. I was impressed with the use of repetition to drive dramatic points home. A wonderful inclusion in the festival.

 

http://theatrejunkiesaustralia.com/2013/01/24/review-short-and-sweet-week-2/

 

 


 

Fall Out

a short play written and directed by Lisa Eismen

 

a couple struggle when their son goes missing and a suspicious neighbor carries the brunt of their mistrust.

 

Theatre

The King Street Theatre

 

Year

2013

 

 


 

 

Nuns 2 - Sisters With Bad Habits

written by Robert Luxford, directed by Lisa Eismen


Theatre

The World Bar Stage

 

Year

2011